Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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