I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
