some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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