I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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