just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i think im in europe. pls send help
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
