Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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