Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
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I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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