Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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