East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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