so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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