What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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