; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just made out with a guy for $7.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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