White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
