Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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