chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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