i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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