i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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