What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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