I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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