Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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