Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We left an ass print on the piano.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Randomize
