You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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