Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Randomize
