M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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