My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm jealous of your bromance
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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