Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm too high and old for this...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
