Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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