are you still at the devil's house?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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