please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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