i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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