I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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