fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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