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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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