they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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