we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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