kristin has been a bad kristin
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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