Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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