About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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