all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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