if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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