is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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