but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
