next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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