ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize