Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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