return my video game
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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