Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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