also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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