So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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