Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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