If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You made out with two different species that night
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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