For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize