the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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